Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day”

By | September 19, 2005

Today is “Talk Like A Pirate Day”! In honor of this special day, I would like to share my favorite pirate joke. It may not be suitable for all viewers, specifically viewers who are opposed to jokes about pirates’ crotches.

A pirate with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?” The pirate says, “Yar, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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