Today is “Talk Like A Pirate Day”! In honor of this special day, I would like to share my favorite pirate joke. It may not be suitable for all viewers, specifically viewers who are opposed to jokes about pirates’ crotches.
A pirate with a steering wheel stuck to his crotch walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?” The pirate says, “Yar, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”