My new goal in life

By | August 20, 2006

I have a new goal in life. It is simply this: to become unbelievably wealthy, buy the Chicago White Sox, and fire Ken Harrelson and Darrin Jackson (“Hawk and DJ,” to themselves and other morons).

2 thoughts on “My new goal in life

  1. Jason Wright

    If you could afford an MLB team wouldn’t you rather own the Dodgers? It’s not like anyone really cares about the White Sox anyway…

  2. Jeff J. Snider Post author

    If I wanted to own a baseball team, then yes, I would want to own the Dodgers. But my motivation is firing those terrible announcers, not owning a team.

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